Mama says she shouldn't have to rubber band the butter shut.
Mama says it's not right a cat wanting to sleep on top of the dinner plates in the cabinet.
(Mama says that's very unsanitary.)
Mama says a cat has no business opening up cabinets anyway.
Mama says they shouldn't destroy things.
Mama says they shouldn't tump over the trash and rummage through it.
Mama says it's just naughty that they pull the toilet paper off the roll.
Mama says normal cats don't eat cheese curds, coffee, bread, and so on.
Mama says she should have known better than to buy two kitties for the price of one, and on clearance at that.
Mama says she is not ever going to the humane society again.
Mama says these kittens are going to be the death of her.
Mama says she is a VERY PATIENT WOMAN!!!
(But my Mama she loves them so, and so do I. And my Mama loves me too!)
A tale of two bad kitties!
Lintils
My bad kitties stole a bag of lintels from the kitchen and hid them under Evan's time machine in his room! Seriously!
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